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Michael Phelps, my hero

August 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

And you have 14 gold medals?

And you have 14 gold medals?

According to some reports in the British media, Michael Phelps and Amanda Beard might be an item. Nice. Not only does the guy go and break a world record with eight gold medals and 14 golds overall, he has to pull the hottest swimmer in the past 20 years. When you’re on top, you’re on top.

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Do the pop-n-lock

August 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

Don't fuck with me.

Built.

This is Jang Mi-Ran, and she does NOT fuck around. Just look at her. She’s built like a brick shithouse, and unlike most of the other female weightlifters, she’s not a half cheeseburger away from her third coronary. Jang set an world record for weightlifting on her way to a gold medal for Korea, and she also gets a coveted place in the “Dark Alley Hall of Fame.” I see this bitch trolling around the backstreets of Seoul, I’m walking the other way.

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