Critics of Olympic goat Alicia Sacramone better watch out. If you fuck with her, she’ll knock your sorry ass out. This video is fairly famous by now. And yeah, I stumbled across it trolling for pics of her once I realized how smoking she is. See for yourself after the jump.
Beach babes: Kerri Walsh and Misty May are on to the finals in Olympic beach volleyball. Who cares! Do you even know the rules of beach volleyball?
The US volleyball team is on to the finals! Why is this important? Uhh, are you blind? Now that Michael Phelps is done crushing the rest of the world, Kerri Walsh and Misty May are where it’s at. They are dominant and SMOKING. It’s a deadly combination. Just look at gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Hot as hell, but she’s been making the Manning Face all week. I feel bad for her, but shit, failure’s an ugly color on anybody. So were those horrid red outfits. Not pretty.
Luckily for Walsh/May, they don’t wear much of anything to begin with. Team Hotness takes on the Chinese in a no-holds-barred grudge match for gold Thursday. GO USA!
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